I sat through a date
I don’t know why I even showed up
The food! It has to be for the food
And my adventurous spirit that always wants to try new things
Well that spirit almost killed me today
I was on the verge of dying
So previously I’d been giving off this not interested vibe with silence
Like I was really being obvious
I’m not nice I won’t defend my niceties
I’d be lying
But when someone is declaring their undying love for you!
And they look like they are about to cry!
You get in the car with them
Don matter whether he’s gonna drive you into a ditch
Or the ocean so y’all can die, him loving you!
You wear your big girl panties and you hold in the laughter
That is dangerously threatening to escape
Because you don’t want to see the look on his face.
It will be like kicking a puppy
So that’s where I found myself
Surrounded by comfort food and coffee
But inwardly cringing
Call me mean
But all I kept thinking was now what I’m I supposed to do with all that love
I know where the food’s gonna go, the love though
Like can’t we give it to the next person?
I for one volunteer my best friend
Look at what his oh so pronounced adoration is doing to me
Turning me into a traitorous bestie
But my gosh
This has to be blackmail of some sort
Now that we have identified that my emotions are subterannean
I can’t sign that contract
Could he sue me?
Oh no! This is bad
So I’m just gonna sit here in this wonderful place
Inhale the scent of coffee
And take it like a man
There’s this saying that goes like :
The good ones go, if you stay too long
So I’m just gonna go before I stay too long
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