Old man so sly:)

So the funniest thing happened today 😁 I was around ya know? I dropped by a safaricom shop to deposit money. Then this old man comes in, all lively, greeting everyone, calling me his grand daughter..like?  So in my head I’m like “what! 🤔 He doesn’t look like he’s about to ask for money, so…

This is between my mountain and I 

This is between my mountain and I  My this season’s mountain has had me going all types of crazy  From anxiety, to more anxiety, to much more anxiety  It’s been annoying and I’m done condoning it …… Life is a hell of a ride  Especially when you are officially old enough to understand how life…

Mother hen:) Yey or Ney?

I am being a sassy twat today,  Come judge me! 😂  Are you ready?  Ready or not here I come 😎 So I was listening to a couple of guys yeah? And meen! Did they have lots to say about this particular topic.  Nothing good I assure you!  Back up a little yeah, here are…

Issa distraction

Hey stars, Everyone good outchea? Cooking our parents that tea, and cleaning up those utensils ayee.. This is gonna be some sort of distraction from everything happening in our country in particular. (Eeeeeeh😎 I’m not about to talk about the elephant in the room guys  “This has to be blackmail of some sort” was lit…

I am my own muse

As my cousin and I were breaking bread and sipping wine last weekend, we tried to figure out who or what our muse was. Our source of inspiration. We figured out hers, but mine not really, till today, I am my own muse.  Our house help, got me hooked on this soap opera (without shame)…

This has to be blackmail of  some sort 

I sat through a date  Mortified  I don’t know why I even showed up  The food! It has to be for the food  And my adventurous spirit that always wants to try new things  Well that spirit almost killed me today  I was on the verge of dying  Quite literally  Of boredom  So previously I’d…

A load off my back 

You have to believe in yourself for it to work . “If you don’t who will? ” The self help books chorus “when no-one else believed In me,  I believed in myself ” Tell you what? I’m tired of that crap. I don’t believe in myself. I like to think that I do,  but I…

Lock down 

It is when your eyes get wet Your heart rate peaks up Your fingers get sloppy  And you suddenly are claustrophobic  That you know life is about to fuck you up real good  Doesn’t matter whether it comes in form of a tragedy or a very hot, presumably “out of your league ” man or…

Honest whole

His heart as so is yours is soft and tender  Never to be stone  So understand when it bends over and breaks due to lack of consideration from your side  I get excited and while at it I get attached  Tell me why you can’t let me be  I would never ask you to seize from…

Issa process!!!

 Birthday month insert fun girl scream or rather screech it suits me fine. Anyway, so I just had an epiphany . Apparently my best part of Sunday service is when i get to make oogly faces  …at the very lucky baby sitted next to me when the mommy is not looking! Kidding 😂 Of course…

Self love on the down low.

This photo is so intriguing it almost, almost made me forget about my first love (words) for a second. So guys, guess what time it is? Okay i am just gonna tell you it is at 1:11am Monday night, but i guess technically Tuesday Morning. The stillness just makes me wonder what different people in…

What happens when it ends? What next…

Happy New year people! Oh goodness and we are in the third month this year. Guys i have committed such a treacherous act! I have abandoned my people! Okay now i am just being dramatic, but fam our relationship is still strong i know you will not  go a second longer before you submit to…